Wanna' know what stinks (aside from pigs, baby poo and skunks to name a few)?
Hearing someone talk bad about you.
Yup, that stinks.
What stinks even more is when it is more than one person... More than one person who is so inebriated that they don't even grasp the concept that they are speaking at a decibel anyone at the other side of the room could hear...and I am sitting across the table from them.
Yup, you got it! Me across the table from two co-workers who because of the fact that I have not been there as long as they have and have gotten "things" that they have never been offered are now completely oblivious of the fact that I am sitting right there and HAVE EARS!
They became aware of that fact when one actually sees me staring at them (in a mixture of surprise and amazement at the audacity) and hides behind the other - again saying quite loudly - "Oh G#$ she is looking right at us!"
No kidding chickie!
What topped the evening off was when less than 5 min. later Brian and I are leaving after being there a grand total of 50 min. and we run into one of the two in the hallway.
Her response?
"I just want to let you know that we weren't talking about you."
WaaHaa?? Umm, yeah...ok...if you really hadn't been, you would feel no need to say that and again - I HAVE EARS!
When I asked her to just drop it (as she is drunk, and I obviously am not drunk enough), she states in mock hurt "You don't even believe me!"
Yeah...no honey, I don't...because I can hear.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
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